Basically all of my students are entertaining.
So are the people that I teach with.
I spend the majority of my time at school laughing (and crying from too much laughing)… not a bad job, if I do say so myself.
My one class especially, though, is infamous for getting off track. It’s an intensive English class, numbering 7 if you include me in the count. I often find myself simply shaking my head at their unexpected antics and
ridiculous creative logic.
The following is a short excerpt from a random conversation today:
Student #1: “I like cats.”
Student #2: “I hate cats.”
Student #3: “Did you know that cats can make a girl not pregnant?”
Student #1: “Oh! THAT’S why old people with cats never have children!
Student #4: “It’s like they married their cats.”
Me: “Did you just say that they marry their cats?”
Student #5: “THERE WAS THIS GUY THAT MARRIED HIS CAR!”
Student #1: “What!?”
Student #5: “Yeah… it was a strange obsession.”